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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Aug 22, 2004 7:57:04 GMT -5
Kurt Cobain's Diaries... UCK! What would that nitwit have to write about anyway?
March 24th, 1993.
Smoked a big fat bag of crack the other day. Drank 2 bottles of Jack Daniels. Passed out for 3 days in a pool of vomit. That sure was a b.itch to wash out of my hair.
April 8th, 1993.
Courtney woke up today around noon. She hasn't had a bath in 6 days so she's really starting to get ripe. I got too close to her as she was bending down in the kitchen to get the last can of Alpo for breakfast & she almost took the skin off my face. She smelt like rotting meat. She's such a skanky w.hore, why did I marry someone so repulsive & disgusting? If I'm still married to her this time next year I'm going to shoot myself!
April 15th, 1993.
I'm a big closet homosexual & I own all of Judy Garland's records. Pardon me, I have to match my shoes & evening bag for the Peter Allen concert tonight..
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Post by Danielle Loves Kurt on Aug 22, 2004 20:20:38 GMT -5
your sick! Like you can make judgements about how people live.
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Aug 23, 2004 3:19:28 GMT -5
April 29th.
Woke up again today. My breath has tasted like ass for about a week now. I don't know if that's the drugs or the fact that I like to rim 9th Graders by the bus load.
I heard one of my songs on the radio today, for the first time, & I thought 'OMFG! Is that what I REALLY sound like?! My fans must be retarded to want to listen to that crap.' I'd rather smell Courtney's farts after she's eaten steaks wrapped in bacon than ever hear that again.
Speaking of Courtney - she's REALLY been acting like a skank on her period lately. If she keeps it up, I swear I'll have to blow my brains out!
Need to go cruise the public toilets for hot gay sex - maybe I'll meet George Mcihael again!
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Post by NirvanaCionide on Aug 24, 2004 1:23:12 GMT -5
Allthough its sick taste in humor, "pigwomancourtney' cracks me up. lol
reopen the case!! dammit
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Aug 24, 2004 21:01:33 GMT -5
May 2nd, 1993
I just got fisted by a couple of dragqueens. It was great. My @$$ hole is so big and stretched out and throbbing! I'm going to have to take small steps otherwise my insides will fall out! Where am I supposed to hide my bags of Heroin now?! DAMMIT!
Going to masturbate over my collection of Will Smith pictures now.
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Post by Danielle Loves Kurt on Aug 27, 2004 0:45:46 GMT -5
Gee you really know how to carry on with a joke!
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Aug 27, 2004 7:00:41 GMT -5
I'll take that as a compliment.
June 6, 12993.
So I was laying around the house in a drug induced stupor when I heard Courtney FINALLY going into the shower. THANK GOD I though, because the smell of her skunk guts was so strong it was peeling the paint off the walls... Anyhoo, she was in there with the door open, I could see her big saggy pimply ti-ts all covered in lather & I had to vomit. She screamed from the shower!
KURT! GET ME SOME FU-CKIN SHAMPOO! I HAVE TO WASH THESE RAT TURDS OUT OF MY HAIR!
I thought b*tch & looked for some tres-amme. I found some in the down stairs linen closet. Next to it was Preperation H & Nair so I mixed those in there while she ranted and raved that she had some nasty rash on her cooch that she couldn't wash off, so she needed to scrape it off w/a potato peeler. I ran up there giggling like a giddy school girl. I said here ya go Court, she said thanks f*ckface & slammed the door.
I sat there listening as I smoked up a big, fat bag of crack. She lathered up. She put some on her cooch too because she likes to shampoo her bush. About 10 minutes later she screamed
OW MY CU-NT's ON FIRE! MY CU-NT"S ON FIRE! HELP ME! HELP ME!
She jumped out of the shower, ran out the front door and streaked up the street. I heard all of this laughter and some people vomiting. It was great. She got arrested for indecent exposure. 2 of the cops at the station went home sick after seeing her big red snapper & saggy fun bags. HA H AH AHA HA HA HA HA !
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Post by StooPy on Sept 1, 2004 13:41:57 GMT -5
okay I have to admit this is hilarious   but Kurt killed himself on the 5th and he isn't gay He sihed to be gay to piss of homophobes he never had any gay contact with any gays (yeah) He wore dresses to piss the macho bastards listening to nirvana off |
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Post by Danielle Loves Kurt on Sept 6, 2004 22:21:45 GMT -5
Actually Kurt was bisexual to the extent it's believed he had made out with the guys in Seattle.
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Post by missworld on Sept 7, 2004 4:18:33 GMT -5
he gave micheal stipe a blow job, although his sexuality has nothing to do with anythin, just correcting.  |
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Sept 7, 2004 7:24:21 GMT -5
he gave micheal stipe a blow job, although his sexuality has nothing to do with anythin, just correcting.
Bad enough Kurt was riding Courtney's nasty swamp guts. He was also sucking the cheese whiz out of Stipe's quarter inch killer? UGH! Just when you though his taste in woman was totally wretched he stooped even lower. I think I need to vomit now! |
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Post by missworld on Sept 7, 2004 7:45:45 GMT -5
not authority over kurt, just know that one thing,
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Sept 7, 2004 8:01:26 GMT -5
Courtney probably watched and rubbed herself raw over it, the big angry filthy machine!
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Post by Danielle Loves Kurt on Sept 9, 2004 22:02:23 GMT -5
You hate everything Pig woman. Even Michael Stipe.
How can you hate Michael Stipe?
Do you like\love anything or do you just go around insulting everyone you see?
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Sept 14, 2004 10:49:52 GMT -5
Danielle,
there are plenty of things I love. I'm not going to share them w/anyone on this board though.
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