|
Post by itslikeatradeoff on Jan 22, 2005 14:38:57 GMT -5
Oh, okay. Tradeoff, love your signature. "Sell you water" LOL! How much do you think she'd charge? ;D Once the price of oxy starts rocketing so will the amount of money she charges. She'll be a full blown druggie in no time I don't fall for her act.
|
|
|
Post by HippieChild on Jan 22, 2005 14:57:19 GMT -5
ROFLMAO! You slay me. ;D
If she completes rehab and goes back to using then Frances is gone. Period. She'll never get her back this time. Three strikes and all that. If she's smart she'll stay clean. Key words: if she's smart. How much does she love Frances, enough to stay clean? Her habit is to put herself first and others second; if she does it again she may not live long enough to lose her. She's 40; her body can't take the abuse it took when she was 20, 30, or even 35. Even if she does live, she'll be alone. Frances will be lost to her for good, physically and emotionally. I doubt Courtney can stand being alone; without fans she's helpless. Her daughter isn't her fan, though, she's her daughter and children are like people; eventually they form their own ideas and opinions and Frances seems like a very intelligent girl. Courtney better not blow it or she'll lose everything, not money, not power, but her childs love. You can't put a price on that.
|
|
|
Post by Jacking the thingy on Jul 30, 2008 18:11:10 GMT -5
And that's how she acted towards him- That nuts was funny HAHA it made my day
|
|
I Worship the devil
Guest
|
Post by I Worship the devil on Aug 3, 2008 21:50:08 GMT -5
Ohhh poor Nirvanatards ...... pigwomancourtney is making fun of your precious Kurt, how does it feel for your 'heor' to be made fun of You all were probably more intrested in power rangers when Kurt died anyway No I was more Into Kurt's D*ck.) He's not my hero.) I figured responding would be better.)
|
|
I Worship the devil
Guest
|
Post by I Worship the devil on Aug 3, 2008 21:51:20 GMT -5
And that's how she acted towards him- That nuts was funny HAHA it made my day Of Course it made your day.) you f**king retard.
|
|
I Worship the devil
Guest
|
Post by I Worship the devil on Aug 6, 2008 20:55:38 GMT -5
I'll take that as a compliment.
June 6, 12993.
So I was laying around the house in a drug induced stupor when I heard Courtney FINALLY going into the shower. THANK GOD I though, because the smell of her skunk guts was so strong it was peeling the paint off the walls... Anyhoo, she was in there with the door open, I could see her big saggy pimply ti-ts all covered in lather & I had to vomit. She screamed from the shower!
KURT! GET ME SOME FU-CKIN SHAMPOO! I HAVE TO WASH THESE RAT TURDS OUT OF MY HAIR!
I thought b*tch & looked for some tres-amme. I found some in the down stairs linen closet. Next to it was Preperation H & Nair so I mixed those in there while she ranted and raved that she had some nasty rash on her cooch that she couldn't wash off, so she needed to scrape it off w/a potato peeler. I ran up there giggling like a giddy school girl. I said here ya go Court, she said thanks f*ckface & slammed the door.
I sat there listening as I smoked up a big, fat bag of crack. She lathered up. She put some on her cooch too because she likes to shampoo her bush. About 10 minutes later she screamed
OW MY CU-NT's ON FIRE! MY CU-NT"S ON FIRE! HELP ME! HELP ME!
She jumped out of the shower, ran out the front door and streaked up the street. I heard all of this laughter and some people vomiting. It was great. She got arrested for indecent exposure. 2 of the cops at the station went home sick after seeing her big red snapper & saggy fun bags. HA H AH AHA HA HA HA HA ! (Courtney love didn't have T-I-T-S)
|
|
I Worship the devil
Guest
|
Post by I Worship the devil on Aug 7, 2008 16:02:34 GMT -5
okay I have to admit this is hilarious but Kurt killed himself on the 5th and he isn't gay He sihed to be gay to piss of homophobes he never had any gay contact with any gays (yeah) He wore dresses to piss the macho bastards listening to nirvana off he wasn't bi- he made out with dave.
|
|
KurtWasHungLikeAHorse
Guest
|
Post by KurtWasHungLikeAHorse on Sept 10, 2008 22:06:16 GMT -5
Kurt Cobain's Diaries... UCK! What would that nitwit have to write about anyway?
March 24th, 1993.
Smoked a big fat bag of crack the other day. Drank 2 bottles of Jack Daniels. Passed out for 3 days in a pool of vomit. That sure was a b.itch to wash out of my hair.
April 8th, 1993.
Courtney woke up today around noon. She hasn't had a bath in 6 days so she's really starting to get ripe. I got too close to her as she was bending down in the kitchen to get the last can of Alpo for breakfast & she almost took the skin off my face. She smelt like rotting meat. She's such a skanky w.hore, why did I marry someone so repulsive & disgusting? If I'm still married to her this time next year I'm going to shoot myself!
April 15th, 1993.
I'm a big closet homosexual & I own all of Judy Garland's records. Pardon me, I have to match my shoes & evening bag for the Peter Allen concert tonight.. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL WHO ARE YOU ANYWAYS, YOU SEEMED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH COURTNEY LOVE YOU COME IN HERE THEN MAKE FUN OF THEM BOTH ;O
|
|
|
Post by KIDNAPPED on Nov 25, 2008 20:24:30 GMT -5
Kurt Cobain's Diaries... UCK! What would that nitwit have to write about anyway?
March 24th, 1993.
Smoked a big fat bag of crack the other day. Drank 2 bottles of Jack Daniels. Passed out for 3 days in a pool of vomit. That sure was a b.itch to wash out of my hair.
April 8th, 1993.
Courtney woke up today around noon. She hasn't had a bath in 6 days so she's really starting to get ripe. I got too close to her as she was bending down in the kitchen to get the last can of Alpo for breakfast & she almost took the skin off my face. She smelt like rotting meat. She's such a skanky w.hore, why did I marry someone so repulsive & disgusting? If I'm still married to her this time next year I'm going to shoot myself!
April 15th, 1993.
I'm a big closet homosexual & I own all of Judy Garland's records. Pardon me, I have to match my shoes & evening bag for the Peter Allen concert tonight.. FOR GIVE ME, .. HE WAS MURDERED YOU ARE YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF, YOU FIND THIS FUNNY, DO YOU NOT GET HE WASN'T SMOKING CRACK IT WAS HEROIN AND HE GOT DRUNK PASSED OUT IN VOMIT. .............0H.. AND.. GEAT.. NEAO. NEAO. NEAO. NEAO.
|
|
|
Post by KIDNAPPED on Nov 25, 2008 20:31:46 GMT -5
I'll take that as a compliment.
June 6, 12993.
So I was laying around the house in a drug induced stupor when I heard Courtney FINALLY going into the shower. THANK GOD I though, because the smell of her skunk guts was so strong it was peeling the paint off the walls... Anyhoo, she was in there with the door open, I could see her big saggy pimply ti-ts all covered in lather & I had to vomit. She screamed from the shower!
KURT! GET ME SOME FU-CKIN SHAMPOO! I HAVE TO WASH THESE RAT TURDS OUT OF MY HAIR!
I thought b*tch & looked for some tres-amme. I found some in the down stairs linen closet. Next to it was Preperation H & Nair so I mixed those in there while she ranted and raved that she had some nasty rash on her cooch that she couldn't wash off, so she needed to scrape it off w/a potato peeler. I ran up there giggling like a giddy school girl. I said here ya go Court, she said thanks f*ckface & slammed the door.
I sat there listening as I smoked up a big, fat bag of crack. She lathered up. She put some on her cooch too because she likes to shampoo her bush. About 10 minutes later she screamed
OW MY CU-NT's ON FIRE! MY CU-NT"S ON FIRE! HELP ME! HELP ME!
She jumped out of the shower, ran out the front door and streaked up the street. I heard all of this laughter and some people vomiting. It was great. She got arrested for indecent exposure. 2 of the cops at the station went home sick after seeing her big red snapper & saggy fun bags. HA H AH AHA HA HA HA HA ! HAHAAHA. YOU. PREGGERYS, THIS WAS BEFORE HE WAS MURDERED. ARE YOU GAY DO YOU WANT KURT TO SLAM HIS HUGE thingy INTO YOUR VIRGIN ANUS, LIKE TO BUTT f**k, IF THIS CAME OUT OF HIS JOURNAL THEN, YOU SEEK TO REALLY MAKE FUN OF HIM, YOU LOVE THE thingy, AND EVY KURT'S WIFE, SSH. GIRL ER. SHE IS MAKING UP A STORY FOR HER DAUGHTER NOW. LALALALALALALALALALALALALA KEEP YOU IN THE DARK THERE ONLY PRETENDIG. LAALALALAL PRETENDER SHUT YOUR f**kING TRAP. >
|
|
|
Post by Worshipping devil on Mar 31, 2009 16:40:42 GMT -5
he gave micheal stipe a blow job, although his sexuality has nothing to do with anythin, just correcting. well it's because of the fact he borrowed money, so to pay him back he gave him a blow job, It's sad because after the oral sex he suggested he'd return it as well as going out as a queer. To bad the blow job wasn't good enough for him, so during the next couple of weeks Micheal stalked him and it was pissing Kurt off. In-fact the blow job wasn't even wanted it was the d**n cash. He's bisexual and refused to see him again!
|
|
Kurt gives good head
Guest
|
Post by Kurt gives good head on Mar 31, 2009 16:44:04 GMT -5
ROFLMAO! You slay me. ;D If she completes rehab and goes back to using then Frances is gone. Period. She'll never get her back this time. Three strikes and all that. If she's smart she'll stay clean. Key words: if she's smart. How much does she love Frances, enough to stay clean? Her habit is to put herself first and others second; if she does it again she may not live long enough to lose her. She's 40; her body can't take the abuse it took when she was 20, 30, or even 35. Even if she does live, she'll be alone. Frances will be lost to her for good, physically and emotionally. I doubt Courtney can stand being alone; without fans she's helpless. Her daughter isn't her fan, though, she's her daughter and children are like people; eventually they form their own ideas and opinions and Frances seems like a very intelligent girl. Courtney better not blow it or she'll lose everything, not money, not power, but her childs love. You can't put a price on that. Period Frances isn't even home, she'd gotten on some dope and the court put her in a group home until she was eighteen. FU-C-K-I-N-G TELL YOU WHAT pregnant dog IF YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT I'LL GIVE YOU A KISS.
|
|
worshipping the devil
Guest
|
Post by worshipping the devil on Mar 31, 2009 16:45:51 GMT -5
Ohhh poor Nirvanatards ...... pigwomancourtney is making fun of your precious Kurt, how does it feel for your 'heor' to be made fun of You all were probably more intrested in power rangers when Kurt died anyway No I was more Into Kurt's D*ck.) He's not my hero.) I figured responding would be better.) ;D<<> MMMM f**k YOU COURTNEY I WOULD LOVE TO KNOCK YOUR nuts IN MY CAR. =)
|
|
|
Post by f**k YOU on Dec 28, 2009 20:58:06 GMT -5
okay I have to admit this is hilarious but Kurt killed himself on the 5th and he isn't gay He sihed to be gay to piss of homophobes he never had any gay contact with any gays (yeah) He wore dresses to piss the macho bastards listening to nirvana off Stupid- it goes like this you must be gay to like my band." Pissed homosexuals off to./must be one of those to listen to everyone else. my sheep are after you.
|
|
ASS LICKING black person
Guest
|
Post by ASS LICKING black person on Feb 11, 2010 17:43:29 GMT -5
I'll take that as a compliment.
June 6, 12993.
So I was laying around the house in a drug induced stupor when I heard Courtney FINALLY going into the shower. THANK GOD I though, because the smell of her skunk guts was so strong it was peeling the paint off the walls... Anyhoo, she was in there with the door open, I could see her big saggy pimply ti-ts all covered in lather & I had to vomit. She screamed from the shower!
KURT! GET ME SOME FU-CKIN SHAMPOO! I HAVE TO WASH THESE RAT TURDS OUT OF MY HAIR!
I thought b*tch & looked for some tres-amme. I found some in the down stairs linen closet. Next to it was Preperation H & Nair so I mixed those in there while she ranted and raved that she had some nasty rash on her cooch that she couldn't wash off, so she needed to scrape it off w/a potato peeler. I ran up there giggling like a giddy school girl. I said here ya go Court, she said thanks f*ckface & slammed the door.
I sat there listening as I smoked up a big, fat bag of crack. She lathered up. She put some on her cooch too because she likes to shampoo her bush. About 10 minutes later she screamed
OW MY CU-NT's ON FIRE! MY CU-NT"S ON FIRE! HELP ME! HELP ME!
She jumped out of the shower, ran out the front door and streaked up the street. I heard all of this laughter and some people vomiting. It was great. She got arrested for indecent exposure. 2 of the cops at the station went home sick after seeing her big red snapper & saggy fun bags. HA H AH AHA HA HA HA HA ! GO TO HELL . IT'S NAIR AND PREP-H AND SHE HADN'T SHOWERED IN 2 DAYS. AND HE WANTED HER TO GET NAKED IN FRONT OF HIS BAND MEMBERS." .f**k OFF YOUR JOKES REMINDED ME OF A PILE OF ASS LICKING HOMOSEXUALS. THAT WOULD GET OFF ON THIS TIME OF nuts YOU LITTLE HOMOXO
|
|