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Post by Dylan on Oct 20, 2004 12:32:02 GMT -5
MOVIE/TV NEWS
WENN
20th October 2004
LOVE LOOKING FOR YOUNG LOVE
Troubled rock chick Courtney Love is looking for a younger lover to help her straighten her life out. The 40-year-old former Hole frontwoman is trying to get her act together following a number of brushes with the law and a self-confessed drug problem - and she's convinced "doing a Demi Moore" will help her. According to reports Love is asking friends to set her up with "eligible boys" between the ages of 18 and 30.
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 20, 2004 13:26:57 GMT -5
What the Hog Princess doesn't realise is that you can't FORCE that sort of thing to happen. It either happens or it doesn't. She's too much of a dirty, messy skank to get a younger man anyway.
PWC
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Post by HippieChild on Oct 20, 2004 13:29:02 GMT -5
Hey, maybe that's what I need--a boy toy!! Hey Piggy, your 25; I'm 41. Wanna be my boy-toy? I'll treat you well; I'll buy you clothes and jewelry and all you have to do is cater to my every whim. Fair trade off. Okay, so I lack the "accessories" you require but I'm cute as hell! Think it over. ;D ROFLMAO!!!!!! Seriously, I think if Courtney wants to straighten out her life her best bet is to forget about hooking up with anybody until she gets through her fifty thousand court cases first and completes her rehab program. The state she's in now, a relationship won't solve anything; it'll just make things more complicated, especially with a boy. Personally, I prefer MEN. Boys are too much work and a quick roll in the hay just doesn't make it worth while. Sex is the icing on the cake in a relationship, not a solution. You'd think Courtney would have learned that by now. Sheesh!  |
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 20, 2004 13:41:03 GMT -5
Your offer sounds great Hippie. Too bad I don't dig chicks. ;D
Did you go to www.SalemWeb.com yet?
I'm going again this w/e w/my best friend & her 2 kids. It's a cheapo weekend - moreso for you b/c you're a lot closer to it than we are, we have to fork out for a hotel.
Last week there was a street fair & I found this great orange sweat shirt (orange is my fave colour) that has a witch & "SALEM" in black print. I am SUCH a fan of New England. So beautiful this time of year.
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Post by HippieChild on Oct 20, 2004 14:31:54 GMT -5
Actually, yes I did go. Jim and I are planning to take the girls Halloween weekend, if he can get time off. He works most weekends as a chauffer and during the week he works as a technician out of Wilmington. Here's a funny story; one weekend he was picking up a band to go to a jamboree and the band turned out to be Canned Heat, who sang "Going up the Country" at Woodstock. Jim is also a musician (he plays bass) and he was thrilled. He was even more thrilled when they actually got him high. I wasn't thrilled at that, but since he doesn't usually do that and he was away from the girls I let it slide. He totally bonded with them. Then his next pick-up was a batch of drunken 38-year-old bimbos, one who promptly threw up on him. Good. He wasn't thrilled but I laughed myself silly. Served him right. ;D
Anyway, we plan to make a day of it if he can get the time off. I'd love a sweatshirt like yours; do they have any in purple? That's MY favorite color.
Okay, you don't like chicks. How about a chick with a "boyish" figure? No? D'OH!! (_8(O) Oh well, back to hubby. LOL!
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 20, 2004 15:01:03 GMT -5
I'm sure you'll find some things in Purple. I didn't notice anything. I saw a girl wearing this v. same orange top & I was DETERMINED to find one for myself. As you know, there's tons of Wiccan shops there (AKA Witchcraft) & purple is considered the most magical of colours. Apparently it's a good colour to wear to develop your pyschic side/ESP/Third eye.
Then his next pick-up was a batch of drunken 38-year-old bimbos, one who promptly threw up on him. Good. He wasn't thrilled but I laughed myself silly. Served him right. This made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to fall off the chair.
Sorrry, me no likey girls. If you have a gay brother we could at least be in-laws!
PWC
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Post by HippieChild on Oct 20, 2004 17:27:05 GMT -5
No, I only have one brother and he's straight, though after two marriages, one that lasted 2 years and another that didn't make it to his first anniversary, I have suggested to him that maybe he should try men. He wasn't amused. I LOVE Wiccan stuff. In Conneticut I found a place in West Haven called Curious Goods and found myself some awesome Rune Stones. Their great whenever I need advise. I have friends who are wiccan too; the motto is "Harm none" which I totally respect and their practice of white magic is fascinating. I have crystals around my house too; mostly amnethysts because they are self-cleaning and produce a nice, mellow effect; except on Kara. She tries to eat them. |
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Post by Andrea on Oct 22, 2004 11:42:01 GMT -5
I guess that anybody over 30 years old wouldn't put up with all her crazy sh*t. If she lowers the age bracket any younger, I'll seriously consider devoting the rest of my life to a study on the link between extensive plastic surgery and paedophilia (think Michael Jackson here rather than Demi Moore)...
But I do totally pity any man that gets involved with her because if the relationship doesn't work out, the ex boyfriend would be facing broken windows, drunken ramblings and assaults on his new girlfriend... Not a great selling point for any single woman of whatever age.
Has she tried internet dating? She shouldn't list all her court troubles in her profile. Can you imagine what her profile would look like?! LOL ;D Axxx
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 22, 2004 16:56:21 GMT -5
Good idea Andrea, but the trouble is everyone knows about her 57 lawsuits already.
The dumb skag that she is!
Hippie, yes Wiccan stuff is fun. Love all the witchy shops up there too.
PWC
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Post by Lindsay on Jan 19, 2005 22:23:49 GMT -5
i hate courtney love she is ugly as hell and cant sing or even write her own songs..she is so d**n pathetic she cant even raise her own kid...she is a f**king sleeper!....ahhhhhhh i hate her die die die die COURTNEY...n' umm well the worst thing about her is that she killed Kurt Cobain...i can sing better than Courtney Love when im costipated on the f**king toliet!...she isnt even famous for her music..ah she isnt?..ha no nuts she isnt she is jus famous for being a ugly skanky little pregnant dog that cant keep her nuts together!..
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Post by HippieChild on Jan 20, 2005 10:01:23 GMT -5
I don't think she's ugly; she gained weight after quitting drugs, which is par for the course (I gained 20 after kicking xanax a few months ago and it took ages to lose it!) but she looks good and healthy so I'm not going to pick on her for her looks.
I will say I agree with you about her music; I don't think she wrote LTT alone; she can barely play the guitar and the rifts sound an awful lot like Kurt. She wrote the lyrics, yes but I don't know about the music itself. Also, if it wasn't for her court cases she would have disappeared from the public eye ages ago. I'm also very suspicous of her involvement in Kurt's murder; it WAS a murder, I don't care what the SPD say; they f**ked up. Her singing, well, in The Day it was quite enjoyable but lately smoking has taken it's toll and it's raspier; almost like Marianne Faithful. I still enjoy it but it makes for difficult listening sometimes.
I don't want her to die; I want her to live so she can finally answer the questions regarding Kurt's death and if she did have him killed, I want her to live a long and healthy life while she pays the price. Kurt deserves justice and if Courtney is responsible and dies before her time, justice will never be served in this life time.
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Post by KurtWasHungLikeAHorse on Jul 31, 2008 11:36:07 GMT -5
Yeah? There all guys.)
She's going to sleeper out on all of them.
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Post by KurtWasHungLikeAHorse on Jul 31, 2008 11:37:01 GMT -5
Yeah? There all guys.) She's going to sleeper out on all of them. That's how she got Kurt Because she f**ked him for starters, He got her knocked up and she trapped him. |
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