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Post by Andrea on Dec 18, 2004 14:39:10 GMT -5
'it don't take an evil genius to see the obvious. all the plastic surgery in the world won't stop the witch from self-destructing. and she will. i give her three years at the most before a lethal "overdose." ' Dear Mr Henry, That was a very intelligent and interesting post. I like you.  But three years? It could be thaaat long?! Couldn't you make it say, eighteen months and we'll just cut the losses, hmm? Three years is 36 months. That's a very long time. I could have 4 babies consecutively in that time! Three years is just too long!!! I just don't think that I can take it anymore!!! 3 years, Geez!!! It's just too muuchh!!!! I must get a grip and pull myself together. Say, why don't we make it next week? That would do nicely. |
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Post by Andrea on Dec 18, 2004 15:00:40 GMT -5
HippieChild wrote: "My thinking is someday a crazed Nirvana fan is going to approach her and blow her head off. She better watch herself. The world is full of people just as crazy or crazier than she is and it may become her undoing."
Shush HippieChild, don't give Courtney Love any ideas. She'd really love that. Can you imagine it? It would go something like this:-
COURTNEY LOVE SHOT
by Andrea
Troubled Rocker Courtney Love shot herself yesterday on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. The commotion began at midday when a distressed Love was heard yelling at passers by “Where’s my f*cking star, you f*ckheads! Don’t you know who I f*cking am?” A crowd failed to form and one woman was heard to mumble, “Don’t look dear, it’s only Courtney Love” before walking away. Love promptly pulled out a gun, waved it around wildly and then shot herself in the chest.
Medics later confirmed that the bullet entered on the right side but became wedged in hardened silicone. Sadly no lasting damage was done to Love, just a noticeable puncture to her Marc Jacobs outfit.
It is still undetermined as to who called 911 but on their arrival Love handcuffed herself to a stretcher and demanded that she be taken to the Beverly Hills’ Wiltshire Hotel where she had organised a press briefing. In an erratic outburst she proclaimed “Today they tried to f*cking kill the f*cking greatest artist in the whole f*cking history of rock n roll!” before being wheeled away hastily by medics.
Her publicist, Amy Liar, later put out a statement, “John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Andy Warhol, John Lennon and now Courtney Love. What an American tragedy! I get paid to say this, by the way”
An undisclosed source close to Love offered insight into her troubles: “She’s as addicted to the drama as she is to the drugs. That makes it hard to see the warning signs. She’d recently been working very hard to hire Dawnette Knight, Catherine Zeta Jones’ stalker to shoot her in a desperate bid to enter the rock and roll hall of greats, but Knight took out a court injunction to stop the harassment.”
Merry Christmas, guys. Axxx
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Post by HippieChild on Dec 18, 2004 16:49:09 GMT -5
Holy Christ, I am LAUGHING MY FREAKING ASS OFF!!! Andrea, you should be a professional journalist; I'd read your column any day of the week!  ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (There goes my cocoa. No marshmellows this time ;D ) |
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Post by mr henry on Dec 19, 2004 14:07:27 GMT -5
'it don't take an evil genius to see the obvious. all the plastic surgery in the world won't stop the witch from self-destructing. and she will. i give her three years at the most before a lethal "overdose." ' Dear Mr Henry, That was a very intelligent and interesting post. I like you. But three years? It could be thaaat long?! Couldn't you make it say, eighteen months and we'll just cut the losses, hmm? Three years is 36 months. That's a very long time. I could have 4 babies consecutively in that time! Three years is just too long!!! I just don't think that I can take it anymore!!! 3 years, Geez!!! It's just too muuchh!!!! I must get a grip and pull myself together. Say, why don't we make it next week? That would do nicely. i like you. you are very intelligent to find my ranting post intelligent. it takes one to know one, right? i will reduce the three years to two years and one month...she can no longer get "acting" work because she is such a freaking liability, plus how many drug addled psychopathic women are needed in hollyweird movies these days...the only roles she can handle. hole? uh, hmmm. should i even bother. so without kurt or corrigan writing hits for her, her musical "career" is OVER thank god. besides the books, and documentaries, and tom grant, and the growing army of the enlightened, she will definitely self destruct under the pressure. wishful thinking though as true sociopaths rarely submit to guilt, since they don't have it. what kind of grieving widow is angered when people mention the resemblence between her only child and her dead husband. what kind of loving widow calls the ownership of her husband's musical library as "owning the holy grail of rock and roll." she disrespects the talent and contributions of novaselic and grohl at every turn, belittling their talent. yet what did she ever contribute to kurt's writing..."i'm married...buried"  boy, kurt sure hit the head on the nail with that one. kourtney makes me want to marry yoko and love her and have a long life with her and have many children...to compare kourtney with yoko (yeah, i'm on a tangent here) is a HUGE disrespect to YOKO. some do it, which is like comparing charles manson to mr. rogers. despite it's mistake in explaining the medical test in which a man INGESTED methadone instead of INJECTING a triple lethal dose of HEROIN, the doc KURT AND COURTNEY is the saddest, most disturbing, and hilarious thing ever. how stupid was kourtney to blindly hire TOM GRANT, the youngest person ever to become an L.A. sherrif's dept. detective and feed him disinformation? her father knows she's a sociopath, her ex-boyfriends know it, everyone knows it, barbara walters even freekin knows it, no one wants to have anything to do with kourtney anymore...guess she can golf with o.j. - - - in which case, if that ever happens, forget her self-destructing, he'll kill her fish lipped face in less than a month. remember, just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you... mr. henry www.310am.comthe new boxed set rocks, specially the dvd...it's only too f*cking bad that it's kurtney's cash cow. gotta keep the oxy rollin' right? |
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Post by HippieChild on Dec 19, 2004 15:31:15 GMT -5
Mr Henry, you have got to become a member of this board. You'd be a welcome addition. Andrea, when are you going to join up as a member? After 500 posts, you too can become God! ;D 134 to go until TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT. ;D |
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Post by HippieChild on Dec 19, 2004 15:39:29 GMT -5
The thing about Yoko is, she truly loved John. People blame her for the break up of the beatles but I don't think it was her fault. I think they were all pretty much ready to move on at that point and to blame Yoko because she loved her husband is unfair. When John died my heart truly went out to her. Despite the fact that she can't sing for s-hit, she is a talented musician who has written some amazing music; I loved the Double Fantasy Album she and John created and as long as her vocals were delegated to the background (far, far in the background ;D ) it was a truly good album.
I think in the beginning Courtney loved Kurt but her greed got the best of her; after a while money became more important to her than her family and it took her over. Kurt wanted more quality in his life and Courtney just wanted "stuff." By the end of his life, I don't think Courtney loved Kurt at all, but rather held an active contempt for him that she failed to hide.
The comparison of Courtney and Yoko is like apples and oranges. Yoko was a loving, devoted wife and is a wonderful mother. Courtney; well, she needs no explanation.
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Post by Andrea on Dec 19, 2004 18:05:49 GMT -5
It's hard to conclude if Courtney ever loved Kurt. Lets look at the facts. Before forming Hole, she was a professional groupie a la Nancy Spungeon, didn't she say someplace that she set off to England to f*ck a rock star? She was Julian Cope's groupie and drug dealer for a while. Maybe she just saw Kurt as her next meal ticket? Nirvana were already on their way to being big when Courtney muscled in... then she used one of the oldest, most wh0rish tricks in the book and got herself pregnant, probably so Kurt being a nice guy would marry her... in the interview that she did before Frances Bean was born, she's gloating about being married to a rich man and going to the ATM everyday (the infamous Vanity Fair article)... Did she ever love him? One has every right to ask...but the part that amazes me is the timeframe as within three years Kurt was dead and she had everything she wanted.
Yoko Ono is a fascinating woman. As an artist, she was on the cutting edge of the NY avant-garde Art scene in the 60s and very much part of the Fluxus movement. Her works were very innovative. Anyone who knows a little about Yoko Ono pre-Lennon can understand why John Lennon as a working class Englishman and successful pop artist would become totally fascinated by someone like Yoko Ono. Furthermore she is from a very good and well connected Japanese family, which JL wasn't. HippieChild you are so right, the Beatles were ready to split up, JL didn't want to be a pop star but a true artist in the musical sense - hence the attraction of Yoko Ono. Lastly, Walking On Thin Ice, was one of the most unusual and original records to come out in the Eighties, so ahead of it's time that it was remixed twenty years later. I hate all of Courtney's comparison's with being Kurt's Yoko Ono, because hey, she simply wasn't up there in that league to begin with. Now she's linking her name with Dylan's.
Mr Henry! We speak the same language. Now about those two years and one month... it is Christmas afterall, and the season of goodwill, peace on earth (which we would all get without Courtney) blah di blah, so how about a little generosity for the festive happy holidays season and reducing that to... 6 days? Nope? Huh, thought it wouldn't be possible... OK. No hard feelings. One last thing you wouldn't happen to have OJs number there, by the way... Axxx
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Post by mr henry on Dec 19, 2004 20:45:38 GMT -5
thanks for the cool feedback...this is a cool board. i'll have to turn my sister on to it. she wrote a masters paper on the kurt ordeal...shouts to auj. personally, i don't FEEL that kurtney ever loved KURT...anymore than she loved her other music bidness conquests...she developed a persona through her travels that some (lack of a better word) AMERICAN musicians (please don't read too much into that...i love AMERICAN MUSIC...violent femmes and all) found dangerous and glamorous to be around. everything she did was about furthering her own career...all her antics on planes and her temper tantrums during "interviews" (an honest unstaged give-and-take would be refreshing) are simplistic attempts at self-marketing. everyone is tired of her tired schtick. kurt was going to divorce her, cut her stake in the will, and take a break from NIRVANA (as we know this is all confirmed by court records and novaselic and grohl)...kurtney had to act fast before the will changed and she was left with her oh so trendy thrift shop underwear and a heroin habit bigger than kurt's. i know junkies. kurt did not APPEAR to be a junkie. perhaps a functioning addict whom i believe could have lived as long and fruitfully as his hero w.s. burroughs. kurt's downfall was that his inexperience in love led him to believe that he really loved kurtney...i'm assuming...it's not my place to assume that he DID NOT love her. many domestic abuse victims "love" their tormentors...i BELIEVE in his mind he thought he loved her...and he definitely loved his daughter...hey kurtney, we're here if you ever want to talk about shooting up while pregnant!!! she's always been about the cold heartless cash...she suggested that kurt limit NIRVANA members' royalties (which the gracious and intelligent grohl and krist did not contest...personally i disagree with such an arrangement...there is no eye in band. without the greens, kurtney is nothing. the kids down my block write better tunes than that wench who drives her own band members to OD. i found the box set at target (let the SALVATION ARMY march!!!!!!) for less than 35 bucks. peace outtie drop it like it's hot - mr. henry www.310am.com |
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Post by ethomas on Dec 22, 2004 11:20:08 GMT -5
;DCOURTNEY LOVE SHOT by Andrea ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
You are hysterical!! That is the funniest thing I've read in ages. Hopefully, Clove will kill herself quite soon.
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Post by auj on Dec 22, 2004 13:03:21 GMT -5
Of course this case should be reopened. Unfortunately, evidence from even the autopsy reports will make proving Cobain was killed difficult. Courtney's old friend from her "punk days" performed the autopsy on Kurt. I believe the same guy also performed the autopsy on Kristen Pfaff, who died from mysterious overdose circumstances, as well. I forget what the the guy's name was who performed the autopsies...haven't been keeping up with the Cobain case much recently...but he is dead now, also. Died in some extreme sport cliff jumping/diving accident.
The longer this case is closed, the more difficult it will be to work with the already existing evidence and people involved. Look at crucial witnesses who are already dead: the autopsy guy, El Duce, the police officer who was involved with the Cobain domestic disputes, possibly Kristen Pfaff...and let's of course not forget Kurt...whose remains couldn't even be used to prove his own murder because Love had him cremated. Hmmm.
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Post by lovestinksyeahyeah on Dec 22, 2004 14:59:10 GMT -5
i hope the case gets reopened but like auj said alot of witnesses who might have known something are dead. that might be a big piece of evidence right there though. the investigation after kurt's death by the police was very unprofessional and shady. tom grant even said so himself. the man who dealed with the autopsy really does rub me the wrong way. its like everyone dealing with the case was linked to courtney in a way. somehow that makes me sympathize for kurt even more. well i hope it'll get reopened someday. i have faith that it will. alot of people i know believe that he was murdered but there are also a ton of others who still say it was a suicide because of the gun and note but they haven't been exposed to the other information about this case. only what the media provides. the media needs to show more of what tom grant has been investigating. i did find links like this from nbc that have episodes over it. go here if you want to watch some of it. homepage.mac.com/joelt999/cobain/iMovieTheater12.html |
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Post by ILATO on Dec 24, 2004 11:38:37 GMT -5
Mr. Henry please join. We need more people like you.
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Post by 444 on Dec 25, 2004 0:38:32 GMT -5
Once upon a time there live Bozo the Goblin. People laughed at her because she was fat and hideously ugly. So Bozo lost a 100 ponds went to a plastic surgeon, who has sown different parts into her face to make her look somewhat presentable but only at certain angles. Bozo was happy, but only for a short time, she wanted everyone to pay attention, becasue people still ignored her. Until one day as Bozo was coming home at her usual hour from af drinking binge,she saw a beatiful prince standing at the end of a bar. Bozo marched over to the prince and asked him if she could take him home.
The prince was drunk, and readily agreed.
Bozo the Goblin took the prince to her lair and offered him magic potions that made him see the world in a warped way. And he thought the Goblin was beautiful,
Enchanted the prince was unable to leave.
However one day the prince woke up from the potions, and realized he was being held by a horrible goblin named Bozo. He tried to escape many time, but Bozo would catch him and lock him in a closet. Until one day the beautiful prince manged to write to his father and tell him he was being kept prisoner by an ugly goblin named Bozo, and he wanted to leave, but was held against his will.
Bozo found out about this and became very mad, she called her Ggoblin freinds, and ordered them to kill the prince, so she could inherit his kingdom before he could escape.
The goblins did their horrible deed, and Bozo was happy.
She inherited the prince's kingdom, and although some people said it was strange that a beautiful prince shared his life with an ugly Bozo, many in the kingdom felt sorry
for Bozo and sent her fruit baskets and get well wishes.
In the place where the prince was killed, and his blood
soaked the earth sprang up a thin birch tree, and everytime the wind swept past, it would sing. " Bozo Killed me, Bozo Killed me". Soon the word spread around the kingdom about the wonderous tree, and many people became angry at Bozo. Some even said the tree should be dug up and brought to the king, so he could hear for himself, and put Bozo on trial .
Upon hearing this Bozo became irritated, she would hit everyone with a giant stick she carried, and laughed a horrible Goblin laugh.
But as more and more people throughout the kingdom talked about the singing tree. Bozo decided to go back and kill the tree, so that no other evidence would exist.
It was dark and very windy when Bozo, came to the tree,
there was but a lonely squirrel sitting by the tree with an acorn in its paws, upon seeing the horrible goblin, the squirrel fled.
Bozo shook the tree, in anger, and the tree sang.
"Bozo killed me, Bozo Killed me,"
Bozo took out a chainsaw she brought with her but just about when she was going to cut down a tree, lightning flashed in the sky, hit Bozo and burned her to a crisp.
Other goblins came and looked for Bozo, and unable to find her went back to the swamps from which they came from.
Upon hearing this.
The people of the kingdom rejoiced and came to see the little tree and placed flowers at its feet. But the tree no longer sang about Bozo, it would only sing beatiful songs of that kingdom.
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Post by 444 on Dec 25, 2004 0:45:30 GMT -5
Once upon a time there lived Bozo the Goblin. People laughed at her because she was fat and hideously ugly. So Bozo lost a 100 ponds went to a plastic surgeon, who has sown different parts into her face to make her look somewhat presentable but only at certain angles. Bozo was happy, but only for a short time, she wanted everyone to pay attention, because people still ignored her. Until one day as Bozo was coming home at her usual hour from a drinking binge,she saw a beautiful prince standing at the end of a bar. Bozo marched over to the prince and asked him if she could take him home.
The prince was drunk, and readily agreed.
Bozo the Goblin took the prince to her lair and offered him magic potions that made him see the world in a warped way. And he thought the Goblin was beautiful,
Enchanted the prince was unable to leave.
However one day the prince woke up from the potions, and realized he was being held by a horrible Goblin named Bozo. He tried to escape many time, but Bozo would catch him and lock him in a dungeon. Until one day the beautiful prince managed to write to his father and tell him he was being kept prisoner by an ugly Goblin named Bozo, and he wanted to leave, but was held against his will.
Bozo found out about this and became very mad, she called her Goblin friends, and ordered them to kill the prince, so she could inherit his kingdom before he could escape.
The goblins did their horrible deed, and Bozo was happy.
She inherited the prince's kingdom, and although some people said it was strange that a beautiful prince shared his life with an ugly Bozo, many in the kingdom felt sorry
for Bozo and sent her fruit baskets and get well wishes.
In the place where the prince was killed, and his blood
soaked the earth sprang up a thin birch tree, and everytime the wind swept past, it would sing. " Bozo Killed me, Bozo Killed me". Soon the word spread around the kingdom about the wonderous tree, and many people became angry at Bozo. Some even said the tree should be dug up and brought to the king, so he could hear for himself, and put Bozo on trial .
Upon hearing this Bozo became irritated, she would hit everyone with a giant stick she carried, and laughed a horrible Goblin laugh.
But as more and more people throughout the kingdom talked about the singing tree. Bozo decided to go back and kill the tree, so that no other evidence would exist.
It was dark and very windy when Bozo, came to the tree,
there was but a lonely squirrel sitting by the tree with an acorn in its paws, upon seeing the horrible Goblin, the squirrel fled.
Bozo shook the tree, in anger, and the tree sang.
"Bozo killed me, Bozo Killed me,"
Bozo took out a chainsaw she brought with her, but just about when she was going to cut down a tree, lightning flashed in the sky, hit Bozo and burned her to a crisp.
Other goblins came and looked for Bozo, and unable to find her went back to the swamps from which they came from.
Upon hearing this.
The people of the kingdom rejoiced and came to see the little tree and placed flowers at its feet. But the tree no longer sang about Bozo, it would only sing beautiful songs of that kingdom.
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Post by ILATO on Dec 25, 2004 11:24:50 GMT -5
How many times are you gonna post that?
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But three years? It could be thaaat long?! Couldn't you make it say, eighteen months and we'll just cut the losses, hmm? Three years is 36 months. That's a very long time. I could have 4 babies consecutively in that time! Three years is just too long!!! I just don't think that I can take it anymore!!! 3 years, Geez!!! It's just too muuchh!!!! 
boy, kurt sure hit the head on the nail with that one.