Courtney's new record This is lame Courtney!

[Danielle Loves Kurt]

Courtney Love has new record out. Yes she's still trying to steel money from everyone. It's called Maximum Courtney Love. According to Amazon.com it's an
Audio CD book on a full color picture CD. Contains a biography, complete with commentary & interview excerpts. Comes in a full color slipcase with an eight page photo booklet & one-sided, 10 inch x 10 inch full color poster. Chrome Dreams. 2004. SHE JUST PRODUCES SUCH GARBAGE. I THINK SHE REALLY IS POOR AND NEEDS MONEY CAUSE THIE SO BAD.

Disc 1 Audio Video


01. Poet of Pain

That's pretty cliched Cout

02. Punk Rock Rebel

Keep Dreaming. You sold out you're no punk


03. Grunge Royalty

So now the truth comes out. Don't be so f**ken self absorbed


04. Mark of Tragedy



05. Mixed Fortunes



06. Losing It

You Know it.

07. Twisted Escapology



08. Making Connections



09. Pivotal Impact



10. Kicking Against the Rules
No Courtney you follow them.

How cliched are the f**ken titles. Oh this gonna hurt.

[doll parts]

courtneys f**ken cool i'm buying it . it got posters and interviews and everything i think it will be awesome. it ios not lame. Courtney has always written good music post pretty.

[Andrea]

Danielle, babe, I don't think that this is new as it was released back in April 2004 as has probably sunk without a trace (like anyone but a few retarded schoolgirls with acne, cares anymore about Courtney Love!)

What a shame they didn't ask me to compile it. Here's what I would have come up with:-



Disc 1 Audio Video


01. Strippin' and a trickin in Alaska

02. Gruesome Groupie

03. A$$-HOLE

04. Killing Kurt softly with her song.

05. Mean ex-hooker with a lot of cash

06. Hollywood Wh0re and exploding plastic inevitable surgery.

07. Just a crazy o'l junkie (and mean ex-hooker).

08. Mommie Dearest: Making OD's fun for Frances.

09. Bellvue's Exploding plastic inevitable V.A.G.I.N.A.

10. Mean ol' wh0re's prison blues.



It's a sure hit! Axx

[HippieChild]

ROFLMAO Andrea! I got this from my web-ring today. It's interesting and infuriating. She always has to have a trump card in case she needs more plastic surgery.

San Diego Union mentioned CL, in their critical review of the
Nirvana Box set, saying that she seemed to be taunting people for
the release of material she's holding back. "Missing, for
example,are any live tracks from Nirvana's final tour, an early 1994
European trek that ended abruptly in Munich, Germany..... Likewise,
there are none of the late 1985 recordings Cobain made in the living
room of his aunt's Seattle home with Melvins' drummer Dale Crover.
Their absence is doubly mystifying, since the first page of the
accompanying CD booklet lists those very songs, which Cobain and
Crover comppiled on a cassette tape they drolly titled "Fecal
Matter". Absent too, are any of Nirvana's final sessions, which were
cut at a small studio near Saettle. These songs are also listed in
the CD booklet- almost as if to taunt listeners- or prime them for a
possible Cobain box set, for which Love is believed to have held
back many more of his home demos." The review also goes on to
subtly blast CL and her lawyers for for being such litigious
stubborn ass-holes that they finally forced the release of a
seriously compromised box set that was tidily packaged for holiday
sales and was the antithesis of what Kurt would have wanted.

[Andrea]

Hippiechild, babe, what can I say: You just can't teach an ol' wh0re new tricks... obviously Nirvana Box set II, III, IV and V etc. She's gonna milk it for what it's worth.

Let's face it. Courtney Love isn't going to make any money as Courtney Love, considering she spent most of Kurt's money creating and plugging (the countless self commisioned lie-o-graphies for example, the airbrushed publicity photos, fixing her ugly mug, etc) Courtney Love!

So if in the future if it's reported that someone has run into a hideously mishapen, foul mouthed, wh0rishly dressed old hag beckoning them into a dark alleyway to try and sell them some of Kurt Cobain's ashes so that she can get herself a quick fix, it wouldn't surprise me at all. Axxx

[Danielle Loves Kurt]

I hate Courtney Love for this reason , for milking the Nirvana stuff for all it's worth. I can handle certain stuff not being on the box set. I'm willing to except that not all of Kurts work is going to be released and some will stay insside the inner spectrum but the Greatest Hits package angered more than anything. $30 for one f**ken song.