Post by Dylan on Sept 9, 2004 9:29:13 GMT -5
Courtney Love and her driver were cruising along a highway when a pregnant dog ran in front of the car. They tried to avoid it but the pregnant dog was killed.
Love told the driver to go up to the ranch and explain what had happened.
An hour later, he staggered back to the car smiling, with a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
”What happened, honey?” asked Courtney.
The driver replied, “the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and their daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
”Maaah God, what did you tell them?” asked Courtney.
”I told them I was Courtney Love’s driver, and I just killed the pregnant dog.” ;D ;D ;D
Love told the driver to go up to the ranch and explain what had happened.
An hour later, he staggered back to the car smiling, with a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
”What happened, honey?” asked Courtney.
The driver replied, “the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and their daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
”Maaah God, what did you tell them?” asked Courtney.
”I told them I was Courtney Love’s driver, and I just killed the pregnant dog.” ;D ;D ;D
