Post by on Dec 25, 2004 1:16:47 GMT -5
Once upon a time there lived Bozo the Goblin. People laughed at her because she was fat and hideously ugly. So Bozo lost a 100 ponds went to a plastic surgeon, who has sown different parts into her face to make her look somewhat presentable but only at certain angles. Bozo was happy, but only for a short time, she wanted everyone to pay attention, because people still ignored her. Until one day as Bozo was coming home at her usual hour from a drinking binge,she saw a beautiful prince standing at the end of a bar. Bozo marched over to the prince and asked him if she could take him home.
The prince was drunk, and readily agreed.
Bozo the Goblin took the prince to her lair and offered him magic potions that made him see the world in a warped way. And he thought the Goblin was beautiful,
Enchanted the prince was unable to leave.
However one day the prince woke up from the potions, and realized he was being held by a horrible Goblin named Bozo. He tried to escape many time, but Bozo would catch him and lock him in a dungeon. Until one day the beautiful prince managed to write to his father and tell him he was being kept prisoner by an ugly Goblin named Bozo, and he wanted to leave, but was held against his will.
Bozo found out about this and became very mad, she called her Goblin friends, and ordered them to kill the prince, so she could inherit his kingdom before he could escape.
The goblins did their horrible deed, and Bozo was happy.
She inherited the prince's kingdom, and although some people said it was strange that a beautiful prince shared his life with an ugly Bozo, many in the kingdom felt sorry
for Bozo and sent her fruit baskets and get well wishes.
In the place where the prince was killed, and his blood
soaked the earth sprang up a thin birch tree, and everytime the wind swept past, it would sing. " Bozo Killed me, Bozo Killed me". Soon the word spread around the kingdom about the wonderous tree, and many people became angry at Bozo. Some even said the tree should be dug up and brought to the king, so he could hear for himself, and put Bozo on trial .
Upon hearing this Bozo became irritated, she would hit everyone with a giant stick she carried, and laughed a horrible Goblin laugh.
But as more and more people throughout the kingdom talked about the singing tree. Bozo decided to go back and kill the tree, so that no other evidence would exist.
It was dark and very windy when Bozo, came to the tree,
there was but a lonely squirrel sitting by the tree with an acorn in its paws, upon seeing the horrible Goblin, the squirrel fled.
Bozo shook the tree, in anger, and the tree sang.
"Bozo killed me, Bozo Killed me,"
Bozo took out a chainsaw she brought with her, but just about when she was going to cut down a tree, lightning flashed in the sky, hit Bozo and burned her to a crisp.
Other goblins came and looked for Bozo, and unable to find her went back to the swamps from which they came from.
Upon hearing this.
The people of the kingdom rejoiced and came to see the little tree and placed flowers at its feet. But the tree no longer sang about Bozo, it would only sing beautiful songs of that kingdom.