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Post by yay for that post on Oct 3, 2004 18:13:57 GMT -5
::gives standing ovation:: that was "wow".
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 4, 2004 8:02:00 GMT -5
::gives standing ovation:: that was "wow". In total agreement! BRAVA ANDREA! LOVED the coffee table story, can't wait to share that one w/all my friends ;D ;D
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Post by Andrea on Oct 4, 2004 16:11:56 GMT -5
Ahhhhh (blushing) Why thank you! Bless you all. Pigwomen, as a fan of yours, I have to say a big thank you for all the moments of laughter that you have given me, and keep up the good cause.
It's a funny thing but haven't you noticed how much nicer people are - the ones that hate Courtney Love, than the ones that like her? It's the same everywhere you go. It's like it should be something that parents or teachers are now teachin their kids: 'Listen kid, as you go through life you've gonna find that the world divides into two types of people, Those that think that Courtney Love rocks, and those that think that the ol' talentless gold-digging sleeper should be taken down with a moose gun, and.... there's not much you can do about the six people who like her!'... Apart from maybe give them $5 and send them back to Alaska and tell them that Courtney will be along later shortly... It's certainly something that I'll be telling my kids when I have them. But hey baby, have you heard that the odious Ms. Clove has pulled another fast one and gypped the New Act Travel agency in LA out of $50,000 worth of travel? Looks like it's more Court for Courtney! Will that dumb broad, never learn? Well I guess the moral of the story is never trust a mean ex-hooker with a few dollars. But maybe, you pregnant dog, I hear a very small chorus (out of tune, I might add) of Courtney Sycophants cry: "Maybe she was soooo busy trippin out on drugs that she didn't really need that trip?!" Who knows! I cry back, now get back to high school or Alaska! One can only despair, my dear. Please God, let my Aunt Thelma give me a moose gun from Macys for Christmas! Not that I'm a violent women if anything I am the opposite. Embrace mankind. And as my good deed for the day I'm going to Fedex the New Act Travel agency a bottle of Champagne and wish them support from the people of NYC who are right behind them. Not that we don't have our own troubles, mind you... If you know anybody that is looking to rent a loft apartment on Crosby Street, please, please let me know, as I'll be the first to put forward their name to the board. Maybe I should write to Belissa Cohen. The sooner we get the crazed old dogney out of our city the better! For for any fellow NYers out there reading this if you see a women chained to the railings, calling the battle cry of "Rid our city of the pestilence that is Courtney Love", then please come to my aid. Must run, Axxx
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 4, 2004 16:45:58 GMT -5
And I'm a BIG fan of yours too Andrea. Everyone loved the Courtney coffee table story. We all howled over the though of stubbing our f*g ends into her big ugly mug. Almost makes me want to take up smoking 2 packs a day! I came back here to clip & paste it a few times until I just copied it out, everyone just kept asking me to tell it to them over & over again.
I think I already posted the travel agency story somewhere on here. I did see it mentioned on Channel 5 a couple of days ago, on the news. Has to be said - time hasn't been kind to a certain has-been grunge rocker has it? Fat, uncombed hair & stumpy. Not a good look, let me tell you.
Yes, I agree, a hideously angry lot these Cu-ntney fans - all 6 of them - lol - love it! I love how Rice Rocket has been so self righteous & high & mighty about my comments on Frances Beaver but doesn't hesitate to make homophobic comments every chance the old kipper licker gets. Can you say HYPOCRITE?
I think you managed the impossible & got Piss World to stop posting all of those hideous Cu-ntney pics. I love your idea of printing them out & making a bunch of pillows to press our arses all over. I think I'll have a few of them made up & then invite a few friends over for a dinner of Broccoli & baked beans.
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Post by lovestinksyeahyeah on Oct 4, 2004 18:31:49 GMT -5
andrea you rock. so does pigwomancourtney. yay for you guys.
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 5, 2004 9:50:58 GMT -5
Why, Thank you, poster w/the J.Giels reference as your moniker.
Pardon me whilest I take my dogs over to Crosby Steet to have a dump on Courtney's front step. I'm sure someone will let me know EXACTLY where she lives. ;D
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Post by Andrea on Oct 5, 2004 15:22:00 GMT -5
Hiya Pigwoman, Thanks for that, babe. I'm a dope. i'll admit it, because when I first came on here I thought miss world was putting up all these pictures because she was anti-courtney love. You have to hand it to her, they certainly make for gruesome viewing. I really did think that it was a sly, extremely clever, gambit filled with sublime irony: Courtney rules + Bam! Contradictory and hideously unflattering picture of the ol witch looking like truck driver in drag... but I was mistaken! I mean why else would you have such a nasty collection; a state shortage of toilet paper? Aaah, Courtney Love, that will do nicely... Something to use to scare neighborhood kids with?... If you don't behave your gonna grow up to look like this! But anyway, babe, I'd hate for her to stop postin them. I think that they're great! In the same kind of perverse way that you might sneek a peek at a passing car accident, or catch yourself laughing at a little ol lady slipping on the sidewalk... yeah, bad isn'it it. please come back, miss world!
I think that it's mean of you to pick on Frances Bean. There has to be some limits to badness or else you'd turn into Courtney Love! Perish that thought as none of us here would want that to happen to you... I mean, she just a kid. I like her. I think she's a smart cookie and it wouldn't suprise me at all if when she's older we find her here on this board, venting her little spleen of the nightmare it must be to have had Clove as your mom... Here's a cutting a pal from Australia sent me - yeah they hate her as well - it's unforgiveable to abuse their Quantas airhostesses. Bless them. You don't have to read all of it if you don't want to, just scan for the Frances / mom from hell interview... and you'll see the wise old bean in action. Interestingly enough the ending is priceless too, with the unrepentant hag blaming her recent f*ck ups on the Bush administration - we know that they deserve all the sh*t that folks can throw at them, but really Courtney, your sanity is really slipping down the can, next she'll be claiming that the president forced her to take all those drugs... truly pathetic! Happy reading. A xxx
Love and other catastrophes July 20, 2004 ~ Caroline Overington reports:
Courtney Love once had it all - a famous rock star husband, her own band, a beautiful daughter and bucketloads of money. Now she's on the verge of losing everything. But is she also losing her mind? Caroline Overington reports.
With some luck, Courtney Love will soon be in jail. If not, who knows what will become of her? Love, a singer, actress and high-profile widow of the late rocker Kurt Cobain, is in the middle of a drug-fuelled breakdown, much of it being played out in public.
She is on the verge of losing everything — her money, her daughter and perhaps even her freedom. The depth of her misery became apparent last October when police found her in the garden of her ex-boyfriend's house, lamely throwing bottles at his windows. She was arrested, charged, and released on $US2500 ($A3500) bail.
Later that night, police were called to Love's Los Angeles home. She was carried out on a stretcher, after overdosing on drugs.
Love's daughter, 11-year-old Frances Bean, spent that night in the care of a nanny. A few days later, Love lost custody of the girl. She also became homeless: Love is not allowed to stay in her own mansion while Frances is there, so she moved in with a porn star. She's also facing foreclosure on this home and her New York apartment. Her car has been repossessed.
A few months later, things got worse. Love released an album, America's Sweetheart. She went on tour to Manhattan to promote it, but the concerts did not go well. Police say she bashed a fan with her microphone stand and the man had to get three staples in his head. Love was charged with assault, and the rest of her concerts were cancelled. Sales of her album stalled.
Love returned to California, and went on another rampage, this time belting a woman with an empty liquor bottle and a metal torch. Once again, she was charged with assault, and released on bail.
In May, she was invited to appear on David Letterman's show, and startled the host by repeatedly flashing her breasts at him. The next day, she turned up five hours late for a court date in Manhattan, and held a press conference while squatting on the floor of the ladies' toilets. Reporters who saw Love said she was "lipstick smudged and raving".
Between cigarettes, she mumbled things like "Mrs Consuela was the pet name for his genitals" and "I have to watch video of (two people) having sex in my bed, and he puts my jewellery on her". They had no idea what she meant.
Love also claimed to be pregnant — "but not to the point where I have to quit smoking!" She says she is penniless, a state of affairs many find hard to believe. When Cobain — the main force behind '90s grunge band Nirvana — killed himself in 1994, Love got about $US40 million. She also owns the rights to many of Nirvana's songs. But she seems incapable of managing the estate.
"I found out my dog walker was making $US100,000," she mumbled during a recent radio interview. "One person put a BMW on my credit card."
Some of the money was supposed to be in trust for Frances, but Love said: "My daughter's trust fund has been stolen from to the point where she may have, like, nothing."
Last Thursday, Love turned 40, and apparently went on a bender.
Neighbours told reporters that she spent some time sitting in the open window of her third-floor apartment in Manhattan, which is in total darkness because the electricity has been cut off. At one point, she was throwing bottles at passers-by. Later that night, she was seen roaming the streets in a dazed state, asking strangers for cigarettes.
Tony Nelucci, 81, who lives near Love's $US2.4million apartment, told the New York Post that Love was "zonked-out".
"She was begging for smokes," he said. "She's on drugs, that's obvious."
By Friday, Love was again strapped to a stretcher. Police were called to her apartment, after receiving a report that a woman had suffered a miscarriage. Through sobs, Love said she'd actually had an abortion.
Love went to hospital. Unnamed sources told the New York Post that she was not pregnant, nor had she had an abortion or a miscarriage. Love spent the weekend at Bellevue Hospital, under observation. She was transferred to another private hospital, apparently at the instruction of a "legal guardian".
The singer's lawyer, Michael Rosenstein, told reporters this week that Love is afraid she'll be arrested while she's in New York. She has already missed a court date in California and a warrant has been issued for her arrest. She is due in court again on Friday.
"She wants to defend the charges, and what she is looking to do now is get back into (California) without going through an arrest, which would be stressful on anyone, much less someone just out of the hospital," Rosenstein said.
He says Love wants to regain custody of her daughter, but her chances appear slim. What judge would be impressed by Love's parenting style? She once told her daughter cocaine was like "evil coffee".
TEXT Love's history of violence predates her current woes. She once kicked a mime. He was rehearsing on her stage, and she didn't like it.
"I was like, mime, can you do that in the mirror?" Love said, when asked to explain why she booted him.
When a judge released her on bail, but ordered her to reappear, she protested: "But I'm on tour."
On another occasion she was arrested after arguing with a flight attendant on a Qantas flight to Australia.
After Cobain shot himself, it looked, for a while, that Love would rise to the challenge of life without him. She won praise for urging fans to chant "*beep*, *beep*" at his memorial service. She revved up her own singing career with her band Hole. She also became an actress — a good one, who was nominated for a Golden Globe for her work in The People Versus Larry Flynt.
But it is clear now she's going downhill. So far, nobody has mentioned the name Paula Yates, but the comparison is unavoidable. Yates was Michael Hutchence's partner when he killed himself. She got caught up in drugs and battled to keep custody of her daughter, Tiger Lily. Yates died of an overdose in 2000.
Despite her mad behaviour, Love still has friends, and they are urging her to get help. Actor Ed Norton, who was once her lover, is reportedly begging her to return to rehab, wean herself off drugs, and start rebuilding her life. The alternative is bleak.
Despite everything, Love believes her predicament is the result of a coordinated financial, legal and personal smear campaign. In a recent interview with London's Sunday Telegraph, she was asked if she bears any responsibility for her current problems.
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Post by Andrea on Oct 5, 2004 15:28:10 GMT -5
d**n that! I tried to bold the text and when i posted it, it disappeared: There are the TEXT's that are missing where it states TEXT... I'm such a dope!
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Mother and daughter recently did a joint interview for Blender magazine. Frances came across as a mature and modest child. She told the magazine that she thought Janet Jackson's behaviour at last year's Superbowl when she flashed a breast during her performance with Justin Timberlake was inappropriate.
"But I've flashed my tits at people, honey," said her mother.
Later in the same interview, Love said: "Maybe I'll meet Jack White (singer and guitarist with the White Stripes) and he'll be my boyfriend. Mommies need to get laid, too."
Frances replied: "But Mommy, you intimidate men!"
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"The last thing I want to say is, 'I'm a victim', but I am. I believe it's a trickledown from Bush ... I should have done an audit. I should have done face-time with people. That is true. But did I bring it on myself? I don't think so."
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Post by PigWomanCourtney on Oct 5, 2004 17:39:43 GMT -5
I think that it's mean of you to pick on Frances Bean. I mean, she just a kid. I like her. I think she's a smart cookie and it wouldn't suprise me at all if when she's older we find her here on this board, venting her little spleen of the nightmare it must be to have had Clove as your mom... . Now I NEVER thought of it that way! You are SO wise, Andrea! From here on in I'll leave Frances alone, she will most definitely be 1 of us one day.
I can most definitely see your point about Piss World's posts, they do seem like a colossal joke until you realise she's for real, then it becomes funnier on a completely different level.
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Post by lovestinksyeahyeah on Oct 5, 2004 18:08:58 GMT -5
yeah frances rocks. lol. she knows her mom is stupid. i heard she didn't want to live with her, instead she wanted to live with kurt's mother.
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Post by rocket on Oct 8, 2004 13:58:58 GMT -5
I havent read all of this thread as it has now become far too long. But...did I read this right. Pig sh-it has started to mend the error of HER ways? SHE is now no longer going to say vile things about francis. SHE seems to have fallen for the (charms) of andrea who has persuaded HER not to say anything about the child!!! Good bloo-dy show I say. Or are you so fu-ckin desperate for friends you sad loooooser you have just said 'yes i will be a good GIRL from now on'.
see you in hell xx Ramone rocket
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Post by Andrea on Oct 8, 2004 14:05:43 GMT -5
Rocket, my dear, don't be so childish. A xxx
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Post by rocket on Oct 8, 2004 14:28:37 GMT -5
Rocket, my dear, don't be so childish. A xxx I'm just telling it as it is. Call it what you will. The thing is andrea, pigwomancourtney has a truely spiteful and dirty mouth on him. Read through his previous posts. Perhaps you could also persuade him (with your obvious charm) to stop wishing aids, cancer, 4 car pile ups, and murders upon people. Nice chap your new buddy.
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Post by rocket on Oct 8, 2004 15:00:40 GMT -5
Courtney Love's a deary too.She has a bit of a dirty mouth on her herself rocket.Your standing up for Courtney while she says the same disguting things that PigWoman says. Oh dear, I think we have become a little confused!! Yes, admittely courtney can swear like a little trouper and has done and said some inappropriate things. YES she has. However, I can't recall Miss Love wishing aids upon people; wishing people and their families would die in house fires, wishing 4 car pile ups or cancer on any human. Or perhaps she did with Lynee Hirsberg? Was she glad she had cancer? (perhaps someone can tell me). She certainly hasn't said sexually explicit things about her daughter. I am sure about that. Keep 'em comin X
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Post by rocket on Oct 8, 2004 15:10:32 GMT -5
She has not wished anything violent and deadly onto another person she has performed it.Pigwoman hasnt physically harmed someone he just bluffs about it.Courtney does the nuts which is worst.Yes she hasnt said a thing about her daughter and Im happy about that but Courtney herself IS sexually explicit. ummmm.... but we don't know do we? Piggy could have beaten 10 people up as we speak. however, I very much doubt that. My hunch is that he's an eight stone weakling, a right proper geek who hasn't had a sh-ag for at least 10 years.
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